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@theomnipotentfox
Me: The Doctor might call between now and 5:15.
Mom: (yelling despite being right beside her) I CAN'T HEAR!
Mom: *hangs up and calls back but doesn't know what numbers to hit so she hits 2*
Me: That's the option if you have your card? (The ATM ate her card soooo she called the fraud line?)
Mom: *finally getting through* I'll give you my number incase we get destructed! (???!)
Spoiler: It was in her purse in her wallet. The card is neon green so it shouldn't blend in _-_.
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Pulling up to Tim's: Hi I have a mobile order--
Screen shows my mobile order.
Me: *tells them mobile order number*
Cashier: Oh I don't have that...
Me: It was just on your screen...
Cashier: Sorry what was it again?
Just off the top of your head, don't need to try and look it up to check out anything:
Can you name a web search engine that you used before Google?
Yes
No
Don't know/just want to see the results
The book I'm reading suggests that Google became so market dominant that most people couldn't name a search engine that came before it, so I'm curious.
HotBot.
Askjeeves
I primarily used AltaVista and Yahoo before my 10th grade English teacher told me about Google in 2000. I have such a vivid memory of being like, "oh shit this IS a great tool..." which is hilarious to recall 26 years later.
Google became so market dominant because it was a really good search engine compared to the other options at the time. Google has gone down hill since.
Me: The Doctor might call between now and 5:15.
Mom: (yelling despite being right beside her) I CAN'T HEAR!
Mom: *hangs up and calls back but doesn't know what numbers to hit so she hits 2*
Me: That's the option if you have your card? (The ATM ate her card soooo she called the fraud line?)
Mom: *finally getting through* I'll give you my number incase we get destructed! (???!)
literally a cartoon bad guy
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After counting cherry halves multiple times on the table Baby decided to make cherry juice by individually squeezing each half into the plate. I had to hurry over to clean up and wipe her hands and move her otherwise cherry juice was absolutely going to get on Nana's light coloured drapes. Can't make a big deal about it otherwise Baby will panic (even jokingly) and end up brushing against said drapes.
Moved food to other table so if she hits, it hits the dark blue rug or the eisel paper.
After, she started yelling about 'eat cheese!' Then stuffed her cold grilled cheese sandwich pieces into her mouth.
I'm avoiding calling to reschedule the surgery because I'm terrified they're going to think I'm not serious and drop me. I've rescheduled twice already for weaning reasons, I want to have an actual date I'm seeing the urologist so I am prepared to say "no look see it's legit!" I know this is irrational but I need to have an appointment I feel before I can call the second doctor's office.
I also feel like the urologist secretary is probably postponing putting my referral in the system cuz I called to ask which I understand I don't have proof of but a lot of times small shit like this happens.
Also, I have a weaning cut off date cuz I need a nuclear test (yay!). I'm not thrilled it's at the hospital I don't like but stuff outside the ER is usually ok.
So a mini rant:
When you do a delivery order the night before with PC brand grocery store they put a hold on your card for the amount, if you then add anything they then the next day they do it again, for the full corrected (not the adjustment), the first hold has not dropped off....
So if you don't have groceries x2+y it gets cancelled.
The icing on the cake is that if you wanted to reorder or pick it up yourself, you don't have any record of what you added beyond the first 12 (those are included in the got your order email!)
Got bullied into making cabbage rolls last night, lol. Mom threatened to use the beef I bought so I made them but... the rice had too little then too much water, I added too much tomato sauce to the filling and I boiled the cabbage too long lol
But despite them kinda falling apart they tasted really good.
Going to try to do kabu ankake, napa mille feuille, and turnip greens in duck fat to use up the rest before Thursday. Oh and make a salad and cook the garlic scapes.
So not only is my surgery going to have to move but I might need to drive an hour and a half to see the old surgeon I had complications with because the new surgeon might be booking into the new year?? Please be so for real right now.
I'm going to explode. I have 3 stones collectively in both kidneys.
Receptionist clarified that no, it's not necessary the new year but it can be? Like I just want to know an estimate are we looking at months? Weeks? But she won't give it. I guess people will freak out but I'm just stressing about not knowing.
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So not only is my surgery going to have to move but I might need to drive an hour and a half to see the old surgeon I had complications with because the new surgeon might be booking into the new year?? Please be so for real right now.
I'm going to explode. I have 3 stones collectively in both kidneys.
Mothra go to destroy ai data centers!
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
OH HEY, THATS TOMORROW
We're weaning baby so she's trying to nurse and I say no. Five minutes pass and she turns to me, says (Name) mad Mommy, completely calm. I didn't hear her so I said, "sorry?"
And she gets right up in my face and goes "(Name) mad Mommy.. (Name) mad..." Still cool, no emotions lol.
I finally found the spare air filter and finally changed the air cabin filter... I don't know how long it's been but other than being gross, I found a Baskin Robbins taster spoon, bits of paper (IDK why but there has been constant paper coming out of the vents since Spring?), and a shredded ketchup packet?! I can't even conceive how this shit got in there.
I'm so glad it's changed though.
Stupid dampener on the glove compartment was being a bitch.
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Several wildfires are forcing members of a number of First Nations to flee their homes in northern Ontario.
“I had time to run home and pack a bag and get to the beach where the boats were waiting,” said a member of Namaygoosisagagun First Nation (Collins). “We literally had minutes to get on the boats and flee before it took our town. “Once we left my house finally after packing what I could in a pack sack, the fire was right behind our place. We had to run to the beach and once we got there, it was only moments before the fire had jumped over the (train) track and was coming for us.”
it has since been confirmed that namaygoosisagagun first nation has completely burnt to the ground. if you would like to help the community navigate an ongoing crisis, i urge you to donate to the anishinabek nation 7th generation, a registered charity seeking to improve the lives of first nations people. donations are going directly to members of namaygoosisagagun first nation.
if you're canadian, you can e-transfer [email protected]. if you're outside canada, they accept paypal as well. see more information HERE
Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!
Here's what I need you to do:
If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.
Yes, that's really it.
I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.
If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.
