hi

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

you can sleep like shit to increase your meow score

you are just like computer file i delete you

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag