RedWing

kon: you look pretty today

tim removing his headphones: what did you say?

kon turned away flushing like insanely: i said you look shitty today you fucking smartass.

tim raised an eyebrow

tim:uhm...okay..?

mean while jon is like

jon: you look pretty.

damian turns his head around: hmh? what did you say?

jon: i said you look pretty,glorious,magnificent,attractive, beautiful, stunning,cute,elegant,spectacular,breathtaking,enchanting,dreamy,heavenly.

This is my brother's dog hiding under my brother's bed because Russia is firing missiles at Ukrainian cities and that is terrifying for man and animal alike.

My brother lives in a city, he is a civilian, he's not on the front lines, he's not near anything of military importance yet the air raids are still happening, strikes are hitting civilian populations & infrastructure.

He had 2 air raid warnings today on the 22nd of Feb 2025, that's considered a quiet, peaceful day to him these days. Think about that a second, Russia rains missiles and drones down upon Ukraine so often that 2 air raids in one day is considered 'quiet'.

Tim:

Tim: who are you people?!

Tim, running to hit the emergency button.

Bruce, snatching his waist just before his hand slams on it: well I think it’s safe to say the disguises work.

Jason: I think it’s safe to say it’s time to pull out the horse sedatives again.

Bruce to Clark: we do not use horse sedatives.

Tim: what happened?

Bruce: -.-

Tim: where am I?

Tim saw the manor engulfed in smoke.

Tim: am I in hell?

Tim, looking at everyone’s unimpressed faces. He slowly nodded.

Gotham Gazette, literally the next day: BREAKING NEWS: Bruce Wayne Announces Adopted Son Jason Todd has Tragically Perished Overseas

also I'm gonna give all the other robins headpats and glomp robin 3 in a hug every time i come by from now on!!! q(≧▽≦q) ~🀄