The Nivean Legacy

What is Theron doing?

The Commander. 

I’m leaving the alliance

😂

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

It is the best thing ever because it establishes that he knows she’s a Rebel and she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and he knows she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and—here’s the kicker—every moment she stalls him is another moment Artoo has to get the plans off the ship and head for Kenobi, and so she’s standing there all “Rebellion? What Rebellion? Me? *kicks dead Stormtrooper underneath carpet* I don’t know about any plans, have you checked behind the sofa?” and making Darth Vader’s blood pressure rise, and, oh, the best part of it is that she’s his daughter so guess where she got that sass from, like every fucking dead blue Force Ghost Jedi who got killed at the birth of the Empire is whooping and cheering from the Blue Force Ghost Afterlife seeing Anakin Skywalker get inflicted with everything they had to deal with from him.

You just know that enough people’s dying thoughts were, “I hope you have one just like you,” for the force to go, “this bitch deserves twins.”

It got better.

smushing every class into the Commander role isn't the best decision storywise but asking how your particular character adapts to the role - whether they're unfitting or not - is always very good for the creative cogs

Jedi are absolute adrenaline junkies at their hearts of hearts and I respect that.

Dooku didn’t say enough and maul wouldn’t shut the fuck up it’s perfectly in character for both of them

#anakin who decided that after cutting off Luke’s hand was the right time to say I’m your father

#don’t know where the brain cell is stored but it’s definitely NOT in the dark side

THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID

I thought I dreamt this video

Audio: synthesised version of the Star Wars cantina music where the instruments all go 'bwarp'