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AN AU WHERE when Aziraphale gives Crowley the kiss on his finger, he's actually giving Crowley their MEMORIES
So when they have their first kiss in the new universe, they start to remember EVERYTHING
Like, the kiss was a container.... just like Beez did with Gabriel with the fly
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I CLOCKED IT ALL
Aziraphale could have lived in a rigged universe as long as he had Crowley. But he knew that Crowley couldn't.
Since the beginning, that was Crowley's whole existencial crisis. If everything they do is already planned, then nothing is a real choice
When Aziraphale said he went to heaven BECAUSE of Crowley, that's why. If he could fix the game, maybe Crowley would want to play it with him. But what Crowley understood since the beginning and Aziraphale only got it after talking to God is that they could never win.
That's why the card game analogy with Jesus is so important. It's a trick. You're never supposed to find the lady, and playing with different cards won't change that. To have a chance to win, you need to be playing a different game.
At the end, Aziraphale knew that this was what Crowley wanted since the very beginning of his existence: to have a real chance. Real odds and a universe where he could CHOOSE Aziraphale.
And, while Aziraphale could live in a rigged universe, he could never live without Crowley
I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3
This actually happened for me, after I shared this last time, so go ahead, go nuts β¨
house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.
a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:
- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guyβs head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions
- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies
- chase kills an african dictator
- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient
- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who heβs been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.
- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots
- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient whoβs in cardiorespiratory arrest
- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.
- kutner dies for gay marriage
- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles
- house gets recruited by the cia
- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer
- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses
- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain
- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wifeβs ukrainian food truck to spy on people
- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of houseβs mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.
- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kidsβ names are sophie and sophia.
- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out
- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)
- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live
All the times Crowley calls Aziraphale "Angel" - Chronological order
Of course the first time he calls him "angel" it comes from Bildad the Shuhite. It couldn't be more perfect. Oh, the last one hurts.
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[Image ID: four gifs of Alex Claremont-Diaz and Henry Fox sitting in a cafe together, discussing full names.
GIF 1: Alex giving Henry an impressed look as he says, "And I thought Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz was a mouthful."
GIF 2: Henry slowly nodding, saying as much to himself as to Alex, "He is." He peers up at Alex between his lashes.
GIF 3: Alex rolling his lips into his mouth as he presses back a surprised smile, suddenly looking shy as he looks down.
GIF 4: Henry watching Alex, a slight smile tipping the corners of his lips up as he ducks his head, smile broadening.
/end ID]
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how can I be the greatest hero without you ?
"Crowley."
Crowley froze, every atom of his body coming to a complete standstill. Aziraphale had appeared out of nowhere, just like that, and he felt like a fly in a spider's web, like he had just run against a glass door that he could not have seen. Oh, this was cruel. He did not turn around.
"Don't even use doors anymore?" He tried to keep his voice level, cold, unaffected. He failed considerably, but the message got across anyways.
"I'm sorry," Aziraphale said, immediately flinching at the words. The first time they were seeing each other again, after-- after that, and his first words were I'm sorry and he was apologizing for not using a door? Aziraphale felt like swearing, but could not. "I thought you wouldn't open if I-- well. I thought this was easier. Like a bandaid."
"Well, you were right. I wouldn't have." Steel was creeping into Crowley's voice, steel around his heart. With a forcing of limbs, he spun around, his gaze piercing through the armor of his sunglasses. Facing him.
"I need your help" Aziraphale said.
"What," Crowley said. He had possibly never put as much meaning into a single word. The glass door turned into a Great Wall. Aziraphale understood. But he was willing to climb.
The angel (oh, a true angel now, wasn't he--not his angel) fumbled, talking with his hands before his mouth even opened. Talking with his eyes, too, but they got lost in translation. Repelled by a black mirror.
"I know this is untoward. I know it's-- But Crowley, I don't have a lot of time."
"Nothing lasts forever, yeah," Crowley spat, hating himself the second the words left his lips. Unnecessary cruelty. Demonic, huh? Worse yet, Aziraphale accepted the verbal lashing. Don't forgive me, Crowley thought.
Crowley looked at him. He was still wearing his suit, there was tartan in it, but it had become polished, the worn edges returned to pristine, boring perfection. He looked prim. Proper. Perhaps this hurt most of all.
"Why are you here?"
Ok, hear me out, THE THING IS, Aziraphale doesn't really care about what heaven did to him. Deep down, he thinks he deserved it. (I know, poor thing) But Crowley? Aziraphale ALWAYS though heaven was wrong about Crowley, and that him falling was a mistake. And to hear Metatron's offer to restore Crowley, oh, that was enough to convince him. Aziraphale doesn't think he's "saving" him. He already think Crowley is good, better than all the angels he knows. What Aziraphale thinks he's doing is bringing justice for Crowley. He can finally make it up for him, and show heaven how wrong they were about him in the first place.
He says to Crowley: "I don't think you understand what I'm offering you." Because to Aziraphale, he is offering justice. The second chance no one ever gave Crowley and that he always deserved. How could Crowley not see he was doing this for him? Aziraphale was hurt and felt rejected.
And when Metatron comes back to fetch him, he almost don't go. He keeps looking out for Crowley, glancing at the window. But even without him, Aziraphale needs to do this. He needs to fix heaven for Crowley, even if he doesn't understand it.
The bottom line is this: Aziraphale does it all out of pure, desperate love for Crowley. He loves Crowley so much that he put his desire to be with him aside, just to persue what he thinks Crowley always deserved to have: recognition.
Barbie (2023) β¦ Dir. Greta Gerwig
Still old work but this is one of my favourites.
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