noel and liam dying in a glue trap but the glue trap is each other

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

listen it's not just the jdtz. with tz alone we got tzdb tzcy tzrt tztk etc, we got the ghosts for frostbee who were traded together for no particular reason by one danny b. we got tknp, we got the most homoerotic friendship in the league aka the travii who yes are marketed together. we got danny b who is endlessly haunted by claude giroux, AND we got richiecarts who, if you are young, you might not know but listen. there is nothing cole caufields twink ass can do to compete with the story of richiecarts

this straw? oh, she’s my last

Keep salting the wound I'm close

*at the sex shop* do you have a discount for worthless people

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life