noel and liam dying in a glue trap but the glue trap is each other

im gonna go play cortisol spikes if anyone wants to join me

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

simon and garfunkel should have been monks at a monastery recently devastated by plague in rural france in the early 15th century

wait i have my best/worst code veronica prediction yet

since we all know that women are responsible for the actions and thoughts and feelings of men, and since the series has already tried to fucking redeem oswell spencer, my prediction is that veronica is going to show that veronica was the one who inspired edward ashford to become racist and he definitely didn’t come to that conclusion on his own and his son exhuming her remains to steal her dna to clone her was also because of her influence and not something he wanted to do bc he was racist either

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now