noel and liam dying in a glue trap but the glue trap is each other

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

my dream for the documentary is that it opens with an extended montage of all the times noel said he would never ever ever get back together with liam which then hard cuts to the two of them in their interview chairs whispering to each other and giggling and touching up

in my dictatorship every man will get a decibel meter implanted on his neck and when he talks above a measured conversational volume his head explodes

after evaluating my finances and my spending habits, I've found that it might just be more beneficial to ask my vet to put me down