RIP in pieces you yellow piece of shit

true love is mostly about bringing each other antihistamines

how many wishes do you have saved up on your tomodachi life island? i think i'm almost at 100 now…

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........