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I kind of forget that many people on tumblr see Bill as a goofy sexyman who reminds them of cringier times in their lives. People on Billford tumblr treat him like the unreliable yet tragic narrator of a groundbreaking midcentury American novel where everyone dies

genuinely forgot for a moment that taller-than-grace badass adrian is not canon and that we just collectively decided that’s what they look like. what do u mean we don’t actually know. if u put a bunch of eridians in front of me rn i’m GOING to assume that the blue dorito shaped one is adrian.

All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to

this is great i'm gonna get a good grade in hostage

We all know that Rocky really likes it when Grace does puppet shows. But have we considered that one day Grace remembers the existence of the Muppets and shows Rocky a "real puppet show." Rocky now loves the Muppets and him and Grace watch all the muppets movies.

I love that the PHM movie went “alright here’s your main character played by Famously Attractive Actor” and the entire fandom went “that’s great, give him to Markiplier, I want the morally complicated German lady with the comfy sweater and caffeine addiction”

I had a dream that I was an invisible observer on the Hail Mary while the ship was being attacked by suit-less aliens that looked exactly like humans. They screamed at grace like exactly humans and pounded their fists against the walls of the ship. Some begged to be let in while others threatened them. These things were operating in the freezing vacuum of space and they were trying to tear apart the airlock.