Bored

…same, Arthur. Fucking same.

@thenamelesspenguin

One evening, in the sky, a message appeared: “In 24 hours, a billionaire will die.” Everyone everywhere on Earth could see it, in every language. Nobody could explain it. The next day, one of the richest men passed away. “In 24 hours, 2 billionaires…”

like to charge reblog to cast

every single bumper sticker hits like a fucking train

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

Reblog if you could be so stupid

Reblog to wrap the person you reblogged it from in a soft blanket like a burrito and give them a brownie

favorite internet thing is when people just slap the golden ratio on any image in any orientation they want and it just doesn't mean anything

OP must have been on their phone or perhaps computer when they made this post

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

you fucking bet it does

I’m not a mad scientist I’m just a disappointed scientist...