Cause when we jumping and popping we jopping

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

google used to know what i was talking about

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

everyone at E3 getting hype about how you can be gay in a video game now is just absolutely going to flip their shit, bust a nut, and burn their brisket when they hear about how you can be gay in real life 

YOU CAN WHAT NOW

YEAH BUDDY….YOU CAN

Big shoutout to @virtualearthquakeglitter 💕

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying