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Walk Like No One Is Driving

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

She's spotted Chris Pratt and she's not letting him make a Juarassic World sequel on her property O_O

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"