The Mighty Cuddle

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

stunning

blown away by his own power

See, this is why I use Tumblr. I just came from reading a large post about male privilege and I immediately see a dog made of broccoli with absolutely no context.

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

Female solidarity

The Collective Has Spoken

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

sigourney weaver can be in these holes any day

also natu has blasts

what if you woke up one morning and checked your Youtube Recommended videos and you got recommended a true crime video by one of those girls who do their make up and shit while talking about true crime cases and the thumbnail had your photo in it with the title  “The Unexplained Murder Of Y/N”

do you know how confusing it would be to attempt to kick someone in the nuts and you hear a popping sound, it looks like they pissed their pants green and then FISH fall out of the legs of their shorts???? i would literally never recover

Fish are stored in the balls.

It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun