I can't believe my favourite character is a loser

“Fancy seeing you here.”

Vox takes a deep breath, glancing over to see Alastor suddenly sitting next to him. “This place is literally right next to where I live, Al.” He takes a drink and scoffs. “Were you hoping to run into me?” 

“Please, I didn’t even know you had a body yet.” He orders a drink and leans closer to Vox. “I wasn’t really expecting your handlers to let you out either.”

Vox sneers at him and downs his drink. Quickly signaling for another. “They don’t fucking care what I do. Doubt I’ll even be here tomorrow.”

“Feeling suicidal again, dear?” 

“Not suicidal if someone else does it. Heaven wants to see me.”

“You?” Alastor laughs.

“They’re calling it a trial, but we both know what it means.” Vox is drinking his next drink like a shot and suddenly feeling dizzy in his chair. 

“You really think they’d bother killing you?”

“They’re bothering to have an entire trial. So yeah.”

There’s a moment of silence where Alastor is contemplating his drink. His next words strike Vox like a bolt of lightning. “Would you rather I did it?” 

Vox flushes like Alastor just asked to kiss him. “...would you?”

“I won’t be gentle with it.”

Stuck in the middle with you

wc: 29,929 ch: 5/7

Alpha!Kiyoomi x Omega!Atsumj

🤠Atsumu and Kiyoomi both trigger each other's cycle

🤠They are friends painfully pinning over the other

🤠They share Atsumu's heat, give each other tender kisses, say sweet nothings and think "yes, this is what friends do, this is what a good friend does and says”.

Because why was this grown ass man doing all kinds of stunts when murdering people

Cue Vox lamenting out loud about gaining weight, and Alastor telling him that ALL prime cuts of beef are marbled with fat.

Vox, obviously, is flattered.

Everyone else is...concerned.

Charlie: Uhhh, uh, Alastor? That's not a compliment!

Alastor: I beg to differ my dear!

Vox: Yeah, what are you talking about that's the nicest thing Alastor's ever said to me.

Charlie: He compared you to meat! For eating!

Alastor: I believe I compared him to high-end beef, actually.

Vox: He's a cannibal, princess. If Alastor doesn't want to eat me I'm doing something wrong.