an absolute flirt & a floozy

why is no one comforting me and paying attention to me and tending to my wounds right now?

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

my card declined at the have a nice monday store

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples

New idealogy i call it Alcohol Feminism

What's little buddy doing?

It’s probably a female digging a burrow for her eggs :)