Something Sideways

i think the next completely unfaithful reimagining of the persephone myth should be a Taken-style action adventure where demeter viciously fights her way through the underworld to rescue her daughter

we’ve made it sexy, we’ve made it romantic. now it’s time to give Demeter a shotgun

i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as “century old public domain novel being read very slowly” and “half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist.”

Please take pictures

It is true that John Carpenter’s The Thing really is the one kind of monster that was the most worthy to just be “The Thing.” It did really earn that. I’m on the fence about whether Stephen King’s IT was truly worthy of claiming “IT” or not.

godDAMNit that's the stuff.

I assure you that’s exactly the vibe they have, like god damn ghostmaker you are so horny for Bruce.

[ID: a digital drawing of Binx and Andhera from A Court of Fey and Flowers. They’re both drawn from the side with Andhera kneeling on the left side and Binx standing on the right side, knighting Andhera with a long cardboard tube. Andhera is smiling up at her with one hand on their heart and Binx has her free  hand on her hip. They are smiling as well. Binx is wearing a pair of purple pajama pants and a grey shirt with an upside down smiley face on it. Andhera is dressed in black and gold robes and golden pants. Behind them, milky light shines through a ceiling high window . Behind Andhera a black apple surrounded by golden light is drawn. Behind Binx the crystal heart glows encircled by a giant magnifying glass. Between them a bat-winged scimitar and a tailor’s pair of scissors are crossed with each other. End ID]