Lunar Mouse

Item: Corset of Visibility

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

scrubs for the children's hospital

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

that kitty really went

It’s actually so fascinating watching its eyes expand and dilate