The Lorekeeper

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

Khml leak under the cut:

Is this like the inciting incident of keyblade wielders bringing darkness into Unreality mentioned in the June trailer? Quadratum and the Darkside look exactly the same as KH4 but I guess it’s probable that time doesn’t work the same way in Unreality - or maybe distortions also bend time? Are these guys even from Scala?? It seems like Player2 might be one of them given the keyblade?? The fact they all have Starlights implies there’s Daybreak Town shenanigans afoot in general - Is this a MOM scheme??? I feel like this guy:

13+7 is 20 btw. Also its july. The 7th month

Im hoping that all of this actually leads into something now, I want to be able to play missing link now. I hope something gets revealed at D23 or sometime close in the future.

over here everyone I follow at least is courteous enough to tag the reblogged leaks and leak related posts accordingly - over there everyone's like "it's a cancelled game what does it matter durr" (it matters because it's likely still relevant and people should not be bombarded with tagless spoilers), "those people were gatekeeping this from us!!!" (gatekeeping illegally gained content from a hack through a limited beta version? do you hear yourself?), "this is AI lol" (youre stupid)

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

We're quarantining you.

Look, no hard feelings but we will shoot down every vessel you launch until we can be sure they're not carrying plastic-eating bacteria.

I'll cut right to it. If the whole "milk" thing comes out? It'll be a federal scandal. Really, really freaky, you guys.

Like at first we were pretty impressed, a whole anatomical feature that processes excess nutrients you've acquired into a bioavailable form for other members of your species? Incredible pro-social adaptation.

But only half of you?

And only for nourishing progeny?

You'll be pleased to know that the envoy is renowned for their skill at growing extremely palatable nodules, and has been cultivating a fine selection on their krannok, ripe for the picking when they land.

Oh, right, we should clarify. The krannok is a structure located between the third and fifth limb where they can store excess nutrients in detachable nodules. I'm sure you know where we're going with this? The flavor might be unusual for your species but you know the basic etiquette here, obviously.

Right, our analysis of what those muscular movements communicate is indicating that the visual data we provided is activating a response usually reserved for hazardous objects, which you are incapable of metabolizing? For clarity, we have made every effort to ensure metabolic compatibility, and-

Ah. Okay. Right. So what you are expressing here, questioning the suitability of the nodules for consumption, it's very good that this happened here and not during first contact. It's a HUGE faux pas to dispute the quality of someone's nodules. Wooh. Okay, interstellar war averted. This is why we have these talks. I take it you are not preparing to send an envoy famed for milk-production ability, then?

No?

The mere suggestion is a faux pas in your culture?

"Bizarre 'kink' premise?" Huh. Okay.