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What if Garak went by Gary for short

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

I though Cheez Wiz was a brand of spray cheese

okay but please imagine odo getting a cat and playfully talking to the cat like it's an actual criminal every time it does something naughty. like the cat knocks something off a table and he's just like "there'll be none of that on MY station" while scratching the furbaby behind the ears. idk. just give odo a cat it would be hilarious

additional suggestion: the cat is like. obsessed with Quark. Tbh probably in a similar way to how a cat will identify the person in a room who least wants to be around a cat and then beeline for them, only in this case the room is The Entire Promenade, because I mean, that's odo's cat, of course it's gonna go out of its way to bother quark. It just keeps showing up in the bar and causing problems, likely on purpose, and honestly it's probably more than pulling its weight in terms of attracting customers but quark is determinedly ignoring this fact because it's odos cat. Neither odo nor quark are happy about any of this, but what are they gonna do. It's a cat. you realistically cannot stop it doing what it wants. Odo shows up to collect it and quark turns around two minutes later and it's sat on the end of the bar again staring at him and pushing morn's glass slowly off the edge

I think cat hair would stick on Odo like it does on slime

Kirk was told about Harry Mudd’s many beautiful female android slaves and the first words out of his mouth were literally “don’t you have any male androids?”