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V'Ger concept art by Robert McCall - Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
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whats that one piece of Star Trek trivia you wish you didn’t know? mine is the kai opaka footrub thing.
gene wanted deanna to have 4 boobs
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You're really going to curse us with a fullt thread of this huh? Everything about the Ferengi is bad. Their ears are somehow their dicks, they look like dicks, they are dicks, they were supposed to have multiple dicks and be sex gods.
Just in case anyone doubted the Ferengi one, have some concept art from the Big Dick Ferengi development phase.
Gene was a pervert… but he was OUR pervert.
My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.
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Spock and kirk: starting lovingly at each other
Bones and scotty: good God break out the booze so we can deal with this
Sometimes I wonder how Star Trek aliens feel about human features and I always end up imagining an intoxicated Kira scrunching and unscrunching Dax’s nose while repeatedly saying “normal, Trill, normal, Trill”
They think humans have weirdly smooth heads. After meeting Picard or Sisko, they assume humans appoint their leaders based on who has the smoothest head.

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i think it's really funny that there is no letter k in the Klingon language
there are, however, two qs and a tlh.
The very best decision that Marc Okrand did is to decide that all the canon names are really bad Anglicizations of the original Klingon.
Klingon? It’s thlIngan because Federation types couldn’t pronounce [t͡ɬ].
Kronos? No, dude, it was originally Qo’noS with that freaking uvular affricate at the front. Not sure why the retroflex became an [s], but maybe the Federation came on an odd dialect to start with.
Seriously, man. Sure, it’s much better to do the conlang early to get all the names consistent. But if you’re ever hired for a conlanging job with a bunch of established names that won’t work together or just don’t fit your aesthetic, just throw it out and say, “Hey, whoever wrote this down for English speakers did a really bad job.” It’s not like it’s unprecedented in the real world.
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