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I'm tired of hearing about Young Kirk and Young Spock. I want a (good) show about young shithead Science Lieutenant Janeway falling in BFF love with Tuvok while on adventures together and there's ZERO ROMANCE. I MEAN IT. NO ENTERPRISE LOVE BOAT ALLOWED.

I'm talking ZERO love interests for Janeway as far as the eye can see. People of all genders keep flinging themselves at her but she refuses to let herself do anything more than have a pathetic wank because of her angst about Tau Ceti Prime. She channels everything into raw chaos bisexual energy with Tuvok just enabling her at all times.

there's a 2-part season finale with time travel hijinks and fanservice cameos by both Kate Mulgrew and Tim Russ alongside their younger counterparts, showing that even 40+ years in the future these two are still BFFs and getting into Some Bullshit together

concept. i go undercover as one of those insta/tiktok alpha-male business accounts, going on about my special creed that make you the most successful alpha male rich man, but im secretly just preaching the ferengi rules of acquisition and calling them something else

the only one on DS9 who shaves their bush is Quark

Aren't Farengi hairless?

not where it counts

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

This is almost as good as those two asshole senators dying.

whats that one piece of Star Trek trivia you wish you didn’t know? mine is the kai opaka footrub thing.

gene wanted deanna to have 4 boobs

You're really going to curse us with a fullt thread of this huh? Everything about the Ferengi is bad. Their ears are somehow their dicks, they look like dicks, they are dicks, they were supposed to have multiple dicks and be sex gods.