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idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?
then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"
and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then
I was at a restaurant one time and the dog from a nearby table kept alerting the owner and trying to get to me. Like this dog was straining against the leash so hard to get close to me. They asked if it was ok for the dog to come up to me and I said sure, I love dogs. This dog comes over and plants herself at my feet with her head shoved between my knees. Finally the owner asked me if I was ok because their service dog was trained to comfort people in distress, and that's what she's trained to do to comfort people. I was having a silent panic attack and trying to hide it but got outed by a dog. The dog did help though so that was nice
When I was pregnant, I imagined myself singing Here Comes the Sun to soothe the baby to sleep. It's sweet, it's gentle, it's apt for a summer baby. Of course, now Little Squirrel is on the outside, she passionately hates it.
I did get her to sleep in about 30 seconds with the Fratellis' Chelsea Dagger, though.
You never get to pick what songs work on the little one. For example, up until about the age of 3, this was my son’s guaranteed sleep song:
Even now (just turned six) it still relaxes him.
Some other songs from his sleep playlist:
The Star Trek: Voyager theme.
The Mountain Goats - “Damn These Vampires”
Seu George - “Space Oddity” (From The Life Aquatic soundtrack)
Chris Isaak - “Wicked Game”
Kula Shaker - “Last Farewell”
Kevin Morby - “Parade”
Johnny Cash - “Further On Up The Road”
Based on that last one, I bought him a Johnny Cash hoodie to wear, on the logic that little kids should only wear musician/band shirts if they actually listen to that music.
But, huh, my child likes to fall asleep to songs about death, huh?
just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one
this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies
Please appreciate this album cover with me
As far as I'm aware it's a collection of songs they sung separately, not together

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Missing Doctor Who... ...now with more Katarina!
Enterprise departing gifs, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
My favorite gif is the guy waving; “I’m not saying goodbye, my suit has malfunctioned! I’m very short on air, send help!”
The Emperor has arrived
My Star Trek paintings have had so much love lately I HAD to include Emperor Phillipa Georgiou in the collection
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Me racing Worf for the last plate of gagh, call that Worf-Speed
I guarantee Jadiza Dax made this joke every chance she got.
So uhhh is everybody else constantly getting the ads for the Merge Mansion style game except it’s a period romance set in imperial china? Or is it just me?
Good lord, what demographics does this website have me under?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m… intrigued.
Still getting these ads. Almost exclusively now. And this game has… catboys?
What even is this game

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there is something so fucking insulting about someone complimenting you over your weight loss when the weight loss was not intentional and was, in fact, frightening. like, thanks asshole. I wish having a BMI over 25 was the only thing I had to worry about. I’m glad you apparently believed my body was less than ideal and it is now more pleasing to you after I have been dealing with a flareup of a serious autoimmune disorder for months. I miss being able to enjoy food but I’m so glad you think I look better, apparently.
of course, you can’t say this because in the diet culture infested world that we live in, no one thinks twice about complimenting someone on their visible weight loss. it isn’t meant as a insult, it’s a thoughtless comment. it is unfathomable that someone may have been happier or healthier when they weighed more. and you don’t want to have to recount your personal medical history in graphic detail to explain why losing weight was not good.
‘you’ve lost weight since the last time I saw you’ is a completely neutral observation, it’s an acceptable comment to make in my opinion. automatically complimenting someone on it is so presumptuous and gross.
When people compliment me on looking like I lost weight, I say, “Thanks! I had a bad norovirus.”
This was especially hilarious when I was in a medical weight loss program that had me losing 5-10 pounds a week over a 3 month period.
Kirk: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Bones: Does anyone in this godforsaken crew ever think before they speak.
this is a book
and people say there’s no modern great american novel
middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
thank you for protecting us from the wolf we know what great job you do we love you

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You want to watch a Star Trek movie! Which one do you choose?
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek Nemesis
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Section 31
Excuse me.
The Final Frontier is the gift that keeps on giving. /lh
Three old guys in denim on the bridge of the enterprise
Uhura singing nude
First appearance of a toilet in the brig
The almost hug
The navigator and helmsmen both pretending to be lost in Yosemite
Poor Bones reliving having to euthanise his own father
The weirdest hug
The hardest line ever
Final Frontier is so very Trek. I will defend it always.
- The main plot is a quest to find God. They find that God is a delusional, monomaniacal narcissist. So Spock gets the Klingons to help him kill God.
- The campfire scenes.
- McCoy’s trauma. One of DeForest Kelly’s finest performances.
It’s the kind of humanist, atheist sci-fi that’s at Trek’s core. (And how openly atheist it is may be part of why it gets such hate.)
Is it perfect? No. Shatner’s direction is clumsy at times, a lot of the humor falls flat, and it was clearly made on a tight budget.
But it has something to say, at least, which is more than can be said for some of the others.