why am I like this

I hope she gets her termagant costume so bad🥺

Guys. I do not think he was joking when he said this

everyone thank evilmario666 for firing the rent-lowering gunshots

You mean that anti-shifter piece of shit? Everyone also curse evilmario666's name for using his jk rowling hate as an excuse to bully the reality shifting community. Even if he fired the rent-lowering gunshots, that won't excuse his shitty actions, he's on my DNI for a reason

everyone thank evilmario666 again

a dragon is attacking the city but thankfully im safe in my car

Once again the government tries to conceal the existence of dragons from us.

You Wouldn't Download A カリバーン

Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire

The secret objective when playing yahtzee is to see how long you can roll the dice in the cup for before someone says anything about it.

Walking up to the setup to play my ggxrd set at a local and a fucking roach crawls out from under the table and scrambles to the middle of the folding chair next to mine and the to puts a normal size ps5 controller in front of it. I dont start sweating bullets until it through a series of fast but intensive inputs selects johnny

"Hollow Earth" and "Flat Earth" are absolutely indicative of deeper conspiratorial mindset; avoid at all costs. "Moon landing was fake" and "Moon is a hologram" are insulting to me as a scientist; avoid at all costs. "Advanced Atlantis," "Pyramids," and "Mummies" are all probably indicative of a deeper reactionary or racist mindset; avoid at all costs. "Nessie," "Bigfoot," and "Roswell" are silly but acceptable.

Here in the monsterfucking website, we are fine with monsters and aliens, but we do NOT excuse defamation of the moon, cause we need her for werewolves.