nothing to see here

i'm gonna get so much hotter in my 30s and the scary thing is i'm already pretty hot

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Sunlight is the most important thing to life on our world. You can't touch it. You can't buy it. Too much of it will kill us. Not enough of it will kill us. It defines our days, seasons, and years. Everything about our bodies evolved in response to its presence.

trauma dumpling

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

if anne rice wrote heated rivalry they wouldn’t be allowed to have actual sex because she would be saying that playing hockey against each other is so transcendentally erotic it renders actual sex meaningless

I've always thought it's too bad that disco is the only kind of dance that comes with an artifact. It's compelling that disco has a Ball. I want to know what secrets will be revealed if I gaze into it. There should be a hip-hop Cube. A ballroom Amulet. A swing Diadem.