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Hey everyone,

It's Your Local Bardic entity, Gallus Rostromengalus of Bread Jesus and other Weird Tumblr Story Fame.

Despite my best efforts to mitigate mt Terrible English Dental DNA, today two of my teeth broke.

I don't even have a fun story about this, it's literally terrible genetics and stress-grinding my teeth in my sleep.

I just got back from emergency surgery to get the pieces pulled and the hole in my jaw closed so I don't get an infection, but a second reconstruction surgery to give me a bone graft and dental implants will be needed so I can actually chew and use my mouth for it's intended purposes.

I do not currently have dental insurance. I haven't talked about it here much, but my husband was unemployed after getting laid off for almost all of last year. He has a job again, but it pays like 2/3rds of his previous one and the benefits are crap. Like no dental insurance until he's worked there at least a year.

So I'm on the hook for the full cost of Today's emergency surgery, Medication, and the necessary follow-up reconstruction, which my dentist estimates will cost between $5000-$7000. Our dentist has given us every discount she can and we have a payment plan, but losing half our household income has left us with no savings and credit cards at their limits. Even though I only need to come up with $500 this month to go ahead with the reconstructive surgery, I do not have any money to spare. It will also be VASTLY cheaper overall to pay for everything up front rather than pay interest over the months with the payment plan, but literally anything will help me right now.

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Thank you all so much, Gallus

I'd assign them to 4th House over 2nd House because 4th House seems like they'd be more of the Astra Militarum people vs the more Astartes/SoB coded 2nd House, and because 4th House would be more likely to overlook whatever might potentially be "wrong" with Jurgen.

They assign their luckiest and most outwardly flashy and competent cavalier (Cain, who is secretly expecting to catch on fire and explode among with Jurgen each battle) to Jurgen in order to provide a distraction from the fact that Jurgen is weird and off. This he excels at and commits to with fervor in order to stay alive.

Very old doodles...co parenting

Big E with San, Konrad, Lorgar and Horus

Erda with Magnus, Jagh, Vulkan and Russ

And Malc with Lion, Alphom, Mort, Robu, Dorn and Peebo

I saw this and immediately thought about Malc levitating baby Morty

AIR JAIL!!! AIR JAIL FOR THE CHILD