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you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"

I think when you apply to be the guy that designs university websites you have to verify that you have never studied web design

Star Valley, Arizona. It used to be Pete’s Steak House, but when they closed and reopened as a Cabaret, the steer remains.

guard. knight. protector of women.

fixing misogynistic infantilizing coquette memes is going to be my new side project i think

Ooh, I hadn't seen any where Jesus was, himself, an airplane

I'm confused about the obsession with mud, too.

hozier’s little side quest narrations in between songs are so important to me. saw him (live !!! first time ever !!!!) today spend a solid three minutes going “i’ve just seen the most amazing bootleg hozier tshirt. if i could sell it without getting in loads of trouble i would. if i could WEAR it without getting in trouble i would. it says HOZIER and then it just has pictures of faramir from lord of the rings. oh no— oh i’m sorry, it’s a higher honor, it’s aragorn. and you have— is that boromir? and who’s that, that’s— that’s your fella from the princess bride” about a group of 3 people who had aragorn, boromir, and inigo montoya respectively on their “bootleg hozier” shirts. king.

I bet that eels have fun. I bet that eels just love hanging out in their big old sinuous eel-swarms.