Welcome, enjoy your stay.

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

Hi! Librarian here. Did you know that [attacks you with a sword] [attacks you with a sword] [rolls away] [attacks you with a sword] [rolls away] [casts spell of stab you with knives] [attacks you with a sword]

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

ok yeah this is funny

there is literally so much drama happening inside of a lava lamp

Yeah I’ll reblog that

*power goes out* it's ok! *Cracks my dick and it turns into a glow stick*