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Here's a great batch of Wyll Ravengard focused fics, to get you through the cold! Or the warm, if you're on the other side of the globe from me. It's Wyll, he'd be happy to help you through anything, that's just how he do be.
Szarr’s Guest by HermeticPrinciples (51534, Mature)
Content Notes: Major character death, Rape/non-con
Pairings: Astarion/Wyll
The story of Dracula if instead it is Count Szarr who is visited by the solicitor Wyll Ravengard.
And the vampire brides happen to include one Astarion… who Wyll finds himself unnaturally drawn to.
Reccer says: I liked it!
2nd Reccer says: A great merger of tones and media, fantastic! No need to have read Dracula to like it, but it helps.
Work With What You Got by HomoQueer (2421, Explicit)
Content Notes: Older Man/Younger Man, Daddy Kink
Pairings: Tav/Wyll
The gods unfortunately did not bless Bahrmir with a penis. They did, however, bless him with a tail that Wyll has been thinking about.
Reccer says: Hot sex with a top trans man
I'll Write to You in Flowers by writesoftheratt (841, General)
Content Notes: None
Pairings: Lae'zel & Wyll
Wyll taught Lae'zel the flower language
Reccer says: This fic made me cry! I love how two characters with such different life experiences found understanding through something as unusual as arranging flowers.
Seductive Literature by fiveforchibis (25041, Explicit)
Content Notes: None
Pairings: Wyll/Gale
An erotic novel staring The Blade of Avernus himself is making the rounds in Baldur's Gate and beyond. Wyll initially picks up the story out of morbid curiosity, but soon finds himself falling in love with both the tale, and the author.
Reccer says: Giggle-inducingly cute, also hot
The Circus Came to Town by writesoftheratt (1781, Explicit)
Content Notes: Crack
Pairings: Dribbles/Wyll
Wyll and Dribbles have hot sex full with a dirty talk of wordplay and punchlines. Crack! The clown costume stays on during sex!
Reccer says: This fic is hilarious in the best sense of the word. It's pure insanity, just like sex with a clown should be.
a story better than the real thing by not_whelmed_yet (1100, General)
Content Notes: None
Pairings:
Wyll, in his early Blade days, makes extra cash by writing about his adventures. Character study.
Reccer says: I loved a look at pre game Wyll, and how he copes with his new situation. Beautifully written.
To Read Her Like A Book by strawberrycarnelian (2892, Explicit)
Content Notes: None
Pairings: Wyll/Tav
Wyll catches his wife doing some "light reading" and indulges her fantasies...
Reccer says: I liked it!
Beauty, Beheld by not_whelmed_yet (1000, General)
Content Notes: No
Pairings: Astarion/Wyll
Wyll finds himself starving for the imperfect loveliness of people. ...and boy howdy is Astarion conveniently imperfect and waiting for someone to fall in love with him.
Reccer says: A sweet short story. I love how Wyll's character is revealed, along with his sense of humor and natural charm.
let lie the sleeping horrors by Raayide (44750, Teen)
Content Notes: n/a
Pairings: Wyll/Astarion
AU role reversal, with Wyll as the vampire and Astarion as the warlock, set in a world sans-tadpole.
Reccer says: Truly original take on a unique story, and sublime prose
Black Hole by corvuss (4440, Teen)
Content Notes: Major Character Death, Alcoholism/Alcohol Abuse, Past Suicide
Pairings: Gale/Wyll
It was never supposed to be Gale. It was supposed to be Wyll. But now he's been left behind to pick up all the pieces of the broken world Gale created.
Reccer says: brilliant and extremely heavy character study. beautiful exploration of grief and sacrifice and what that would look like to someone like wyll, and the way the world following the end of the game is painted and characterized is SO so good. i genuinely haven’t stopped thinking about this fic since i first read it
Hells yes, I do! by dramatic_chipmunk (10200, Teen)
Content Notes: None
Pairings: Wyll/Karlach
Wyll and Karlach get married in Hell
Reccer says: Exactly what you expect from a wedding fic - I cried tears of joy
Indecent deceit, or memories of Wyll Ravengard's illusions lost by SigridStorrada (21802, Mature)
Content Notes: Heartbreak, Underage, Canon Divergence
Pairings: Enver Gortash/Wyll
Pre-canon Wylltash told from Wyll's perspective in the style of a bodice ripper romantic novel
Reccer says: Tragic, occasionally funny, and deeply melodramatic story. The author beautifully conveys the feeling of being a teenager and experiencing your first (and, in Wyll's case, sadly, unhappy) love.
Lovefool by rewrites (15602, Explicit)
Content Notes: Omegaverse, mpreg, Ascended Astarion being Ascended Astarion
Pairings: Astarion/Wyll
Grand Duke Wyll and Ascended Astarion are exes that can’t stop sleeping with each other. Omegaverse with alpha Wyll and omega Astarion.
My gift for @gladiatoralligator, for the Handers Gift Exchange! (ㆁωㆁ) <3 All of their ideas were so fun I had to mix them up a lil bit. I hope you like it!
And thank you @handers-time for hosting this event (◍•ᴗ•◍) ☆
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For the Handers exchange being run by @handers-time
Please enjoy, @newkate !
Accompanying fic is on AO3:
Summary:
“You’re angry,” Anders said, hoping to dispel the anger, or to at least allow it to come forth. The sooner it was dealt with the better.
Hawke nodded his head, looking down at Anders’ healed hand.
“I’m sorry,” Anders said again. “You can be angry at me. I destroyed everything you–”
“Stop. I’m not angry at you. Not like that.”
Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
ANIMALS:
catenarwhal: #mandatory 'how cows produce milk' mention#i'll never recover from that one I fear
piromantic: #one time i saw someone fake their way through describing how spiders behave
pluto-lichen: horses
misskittypotter: #stardew valley faking its way through what fresh fish smell like
pa-pa-plasma: #saw someone faking their way through knowing what a seal is once #i still am fucked up over that one to this day. they just straight up did not know #& they were NOT good at guessing it either like it was clear they had never googled that animal ever #& was only just now realizing via answering questions from anons that seals are not!! what they assumed. initially
SEX:
dykevandyke: #what a prostate is #and where it is located #as in. external.
dreamyeyedrose: #I remember back in the ff.net days reading an Ichigo/Renji fic where the writer assumed the penises go inside each other #and I was like “I mean I don't know how it works for sure I don't have one but idk if that's how it works”
SOME OTHER FOOD STUFF:
thetrekkiehasthephonebox: #add another one to the list bloggers#this character is cooking a salad
shosta: #still baffled about the published work that didn't know food could freeze
sun-dari: #once i read a fic where the author didn't understand cinnamon
alto-tenure: #read something recently where the author was just. blatantly wrong about spices
dramatic-dolphin: #i saw someone try to fake their way through what ramen is once. like 14 years ago.#but i remember.#i was very confused about ramen for a few months. they were writing it so authoritatively.
the-celery-stalks-at-midnight: #i will never ever forget someone putting leftover fries in the microwave to reheat them and setting the timer for five minutes
typeghost: #this sparked a memory of a hannibal fic where the author had to fake their way through writing about gravy
draculin: #the one fanfic where the author knows about coffee only as a concept wrote a character as a coffee drinker#was very interesting#I don't remember the fandom or the plot but I was mesmerized by the coffee actions and choices
11235811235811: #there's a lot of faking their way thru congee in the svsss fandom i'll also note
fishali3n: #read one where the person clearly didnt know what tofu is
emmy-everafter: #in the aftermath of shadow and bone s2 i saw a lot of people pretending to know what stroopwafels are #babes they are more like cookies than breakfast waffles #like yes there is a waffle pattern but you're not gonna cut into a stack of them with syrup and sugar#🤣🤣🤣
NON-FOOD STUFF:
red-umbrella-811: Shoutout to Dame Agatha Christie for faking her way through what a wrench is in a very popular published work.
bluebeetle: #once saw someone have a character put an entire phone book in their pocket
nonametis: #- sex talk in languages other than english #<- or just the petnames in a different language other than English
sadisticpony: #the fanfiction i saw this week where op DIDNT KNOW HOW AUTOMATIC DOORS WORKED #and that they arent in peoples homes!!! of course. also opening the automatic door for someone is unironically very funny but its not #its not like. grabbing the door handle to let someone in. helpppp
danmeichael: #reminds me of the fic with the figure drawing class where the character started with the feet. #i love you feet first figure drawing author
meowmix1100blr: #me watching this one fic absolutely obliterate what the board of directors does
vexedhexes: #one time i read an architect character making a doorway bigger by building a bigger door #what a beautiful world. #OH. also gravity falls fic where they go 'oh piedmont is in california so its warm all year round'
leveragehunters: #characters going to a beer garden #And it's literally a garden outside the pub#It was a very cute mistake
fitofpique: #yes! #grown men do not get blind drunk off two beers #but i am possibly guilty of the hypothermia one #assuming it does not make you very horny?
dadvans-likes: #always thinking abt the soup kitchen fic #the entire setting of the fic was 'soup kitchen' #and i very quickly realized #the author did not know what a soup kitchen was #and they thought that soup kitchens only served soup #fic
msmargaretmurry: #i love fanfiction #once read a fic where the characters played 20 questions #but the author seemed to not know how to play 20 questions and was just kind of winging it........ #immaculate
shakespeareaddict: #Look I know not all of us are hockey experts #But it takes about ten seconds of research or any attention paid to the show to realize #That the Stanley cup playoffs are not in fucking September
baejax-the-great: #the funniest one i saw #was someone faking what church is like #like 1. they really didn't have to write an entire church experience for their fic #and 2. they had clearly never even watched a show where people went to church #it was bonkers weird
twosunson: #things ive seen authors faking #knowing how to unclog a drain #knowing. literally any history #knowing what ketamine looks like (apparently- oregano) #(you know who you are)
waterhorseyblues-ao3: #beltane being celebrated in winter #wales being portrayed as a completely separated land from england (i wish) #characters getting up after weeks of bedrest like that dosnt completely fuck you up
violetfairydust: #i once read a fic where the flight time from london to seattle was 3 hours
purekesseltrash: One time, in a fic set specifically in Des Moines, IA, two of the characters casually drove 20 minutes to the ocean. The memory continues to delight me. I want to know where that author thought that Iowa was.
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