Bnuy Jackalope

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

You have ranked up with the {Elf Faction}, you may now use the [Touch Ears Inappropriately] action without incurring reputation loss.

was thinking about how you can work out your tongue to make it stronger and went, you know, I wonder if there's a competitive sport for that, so in a brief blissful moment I forgot all outside context and googled "tongue wrestling" and I'm going to be honest, even accounting for that, what came up on google images was completely unwarranted

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.