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fiore-firelily

they need to add a dust emoji. applications: to express that you have been ground up into dust. when you can't speak and you are coughing up dust. when you are dry and crumble into dust. when you are old and covered with dust. when a villain attacks your home and everything has been reduced to dust

crypticferal

wordfather

something strange going on with my wip where nothing is happening because im not writing. does anyone know how to fix this

cumdumpstiel

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

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gumi-megpoidd

i am the ceo of anger ask me anything

doctor-nu

Got any tips on staying calm?

gumi-megpoidd

kill wverything ever. nothing to make you mad

doctor-nu

Okay ❤️

Yay ❤️

tieflingteef

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

garpfruit

my brain has too many tabs open

lovelustandliarsx

Crazy how those old wounds will rip open again on a random Wednesday

dilemarhoom

or a Sunday

animaltestings

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

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funnyforsmile

capacity

Let’s all actually do this

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

fwunni

let’s all stop doing this now

hardgockcafe

Ok, pit time is over, time to go home

tanadrin

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

teaboot

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

what-even-is-thiss

I know what I wanna be when I grow up but unfortunately that doesn’t pay very well so I also need to find a day job

coltonclay

Did you know? If you write the fic, the fic gets written.

damazcuz

i don't think this one is true....

damazcuz

i mean, what's next? if you draw the art, the art gets drawn? let's be serious tonight...

charliewrites99

I believe "which could mean nothing" and "losing chess to a dog" are on the opposite ends of shipper's hope spectrum.

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charcharslidee

me everyday

wordfather

they reblogged me into smithereens. i am naught but fractions of myself scattered across blogs

wordfather

wait thats beautiful.............. im garlic bread <3

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