not just the carcass, but the spark

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

every time you're new to a game and your inventory gets clogged like bastard hell and you're like ughhh and toss out the one copy of some random thing to make room, that's always the most important object of your life that you will never find again. goodbye my early game hearty grain

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

"this female character is underdeveloped" TO YOU. I can read subtext and I know all about her backstory and her rich inner life. also she told me personally

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

​I've got a bad fucking case of it

just in general

they need to add a dust emoji. applications: to express that you have been ground up into dust. when you can't speak and you are coughing up dust. when you are dry and crumble into dust. when you are old and covered with dust. when a villain attacks your home and everything has been reduced to dust

something strange going on with my wip where nothing is happening because im not writing. does anyone know how to fix this

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now