secret gardens, lunar valleys

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

Me at a job interview: "Due to the embarrassing nature of my existence, I would prefer not to answer any of your questions about me. Thank you."

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

Belphie is in constant need of mental stimulation, so there's not really a wrong way to interact with him. you can pick him up, flip him about, and put down him down facing the opposite direction, and he'll just go "hey, that was novel!" and approach you for it again.

meanwhile I have to tell people "if you approach Pangur respectfully and hold out your hand for her to sniff, she will scratch you and draw blood. please just let her lurk in the corner and stare at you."

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn