secret gardens, lunar valleys

sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

“Whenever this appears on your dash, we at Aperture request that you like AND reblog to preserve the insane like/reblog parity. For science.”

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

the big trick is to never ever hope for anything and always expect the worst no matter what #mythoughtprocess

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with