secret gardens, lunar valleys

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

Mitch McConnell being allegedly brain dead and being kept on life support by his party for political purposes is something you'd get docked points for if you wrote it in a script for being too on-the-nose for an ironic ending.

Be voice actor for bald eagles

“average democrat has 3 nazi tattoos” factoid actualy just statistical error. average democrat has 0 nazi tatoos. Totenkopfs Graham, who lives in maine & is surrounded by a cloud of totenkopfs wherever he goes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

“average democrat has posted 3 conspiracy theories about antisemitic terror attacks being a false flag” factoid actualy just statistical error. average democrat has posted 0 conspiracy theories about antisemitic terror attacks being a false flag. Conspiracies Eduardo, who lives in richmond & has yet to find a conspiracy theory he doesn't like, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

“average democrat has 3 kkk grand wizard endorsements” factoid actualy just statistical error. average democrat has 0 kkk grand wizard endorsements. Endorsements Darializa, who lives in new york & has the approval of every kkk grand wizard ever to exist, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

“average dsa candidate antisemitic” factoid fair. get out of the nazi bar if you don't want me to call you a nazi.

every fucking day brother