secret gardens, lunar valleys

fuck a comfort tv show, what’s ur comfort video game playthrough

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

too lovey dovey for this world i’m afraid

the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy I fucking hate that guy

the thing about misandry is that it isn't real not only in the sense that women do not have structural power as a class over men but also in the sense that women to not have the class consciousness necessary to support any substantial misandrist sentiment beyond some individual women disliking some men

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate