secret gardens, lunar valleys

my personal preferred historical inaccuracies are: the euphemism "making love", egalitarian marriage where husband doesn't mind doing housework sometimes (but I have a valid in-character reasoning for this!), woman has no difficulty continuing to hold her job after marriage and multiple kids, all illness is pretty much just as treatable as it is now and maybe even antibiotics already exist somehow so why don't you chill, childbirth isn't really THAT dangerous, reliable birth control that isn't horrible to use, "well maybe he had an anachronistic vasectomy after they were done having kids ok?", [insert historical tragedy here] never happened or will never happen (well actually that one is just alt-history)

wait I thought of another! nobody smokes or chews tobacco

This fourth of July, I want to take some time to be grateful for the thing that makes us, a nation, so special. Something that we have, which few other countries- even the richest- have managed to achieve. Something that we should remember to take pride in, despite our faults: household air conditioning

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

I hate how discussions about sex scenes in movies have been derailed because I think there’s real criticism to be had of the type of male filmmaker who’s like “well ofc if we have a woman in this movie, she has to show her tits, because what else are female characters good for? 😂” That’s where the issues are, with representation and misogyny. But no, on the internet, conversations about sex scenes in movies just revolve around people who faint at the sight of a butt cheek and get extremely indignant in the notes of posts like this.

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

When trump and putin die, I am going to be trashed running through the streets screaming in joy, possibly barefoot from having no time to put on shoes before barreling out the front door

It will be a level of hedonistic unrestrained celebration that goes so hard Hunter Biden will tell me to calm down

This post resonated with quite a few of you and I am pouring tequila into your mouths like a Señor Frog’s waitress

When this finally happens I think I will immediately understand why Philly sports fans get excited and climb traffic light poles, flip cars and burn shit down when celebrating