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the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

john karkat is entering high school this fall

Yes, this is my circus, those are my monkeys, and yes I deliberately gave them those flamethrowers.

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

THE ROUNDNESS INCARNATE!!!

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.