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Tuvok’s personal log, Stardate 48317. We now find ourselves stranded in the Delta Quadrant, which is most regrettable. However, as a Vulcan, provided we avoid any further significant calamities, I am confident that I shall see my family again. The same cannot be said for my human colleagues, who will almost certainly perish. Captain Janeway has invited the Maquis to integrate with the crew, having dismissed my proposal to convert Deck 6 into a prison facility. She deemed it appropriate to appoint Chakotay as First Officer, notwithstanding the fact that it was his insistence on piloting his minuscule vessel into the Kazon’s considerably larger one, and knocking it into the Caretaker’s even larger array, that compelled her to breach the Prime Directive in the first place. I shall nevertheless persist in offering the Captain the benefit of my superior counsel as we navigate the path ahead. The Captain has also welcomed aboard two alien vagrants, one of whom is distinguished by whiskers and a most remarkable odour; as such, I shall keep my distance. Suffice it to say, my nasal inhibitor has proven to be wholly inadequate when it comes to Mr Neelix. I shall also endeavour to maintain a record of shipboard statistics which I consider pertinent to our voyage.

Lt. Commander Chakotay – crashes caused – 1

Ensign Harry Kim – stupid questions asked – 3

Crewman B’Elanna Torres – arguments caused – 5

btw

both times Chakotay gets stranded on a planet he's only left with 'her' (KJ in Resolutions, HJ in Last Flight of the Protostar)

Admiral, somber lighting suits you