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The Divorce uses the definite article bc it’s haunting the narrative of the era

[ID: a picture of the Master (played by Anthony Ainley) next to a picture of the Fifth Doctor. An arrow pointing from the Doctor to the Master reads, "Pls kys im so fucking serious". An arrow pointing from the Master to the Doctor reads, "Finally! Now that I have a functional body I can legally challenge The Divorce". /end ID]

Carrot and Angua's relationship is so funny to me because Angua is living a doomed tragic romance of two lovers from different worlds who can never truly be together and meanwhile Carrot is just like "I love taking my girlfriend to museums ^‐^ "

we need more non white writers in doctor who because realistically if the master regenerated into what humans perceive as an indian british man his instinct would not be to join the nazis, it would be to troll the hell out of everyone. the master would be like "ugh. unit is always racially profiling me" and the doctor would be like "you literally tried to set london on fire" and the master would be like "wow, doctor, racist much? just assuming i'm a criminal because i'm a brown man?" and the doctor would be like "three hundred years ago you tried to blow up the taj mahal" and the master would be like "what can i say? it was in the way"

crucially, where the doctor is more or less indifferent to human bigotry and identity (and would just be confused if subjected to misogyny), the master is really invested in human bigotry and identity and, more to the point, finds them hilarious. john simm's master would complain about reverse racism, michelle gomez's master would be catty and misogynistic to clara and then be like i can't be sexist, i'm literally a woman, i could not more clearly be wearing high heels, and sacha dhawan's master would commiserate with yaz about racism whilst telling her to her face that she is lesser than him for being human

my winning strategy for fixing doctor who is "we should make the master a reverse racist"

"We need more non-white writers" is very racist, plus the Master is evil, he is not good. Whole planets and whole civilizations have been destroyed by the Master. The idiot who wrote the original post needs to watch Classic Doctor Who, including particularly every episode featuring the Master. Watch "The Deadly Assassin," where to prolong his life, he nearly destroys Galifrey, his home planet. Then "Logopolis," when his sad attempts at power cause whole sections of the universe, including Traken, a planetary system devoted to peace. Get over your inferiority complex.

my icon could not more clearly be timothy chalamet, who played the seventh doctor??

star trek heritage post (June 2nd, 2017)

QUARK deserves all of the disgusting cultural ubiquity & power that Yoda and his foul child possess

Cursed post sorry but I think Neelix is probably the only member of Voyager’s main cast who’s not at all in love with Janeway, which is also part of the reason that if Janeway was going to sleep with someone on the crew it would be most likely to be him. Like, her issue with having relationships with anyone on the crew is about her power dynamics with all of them, and Neelix feeling a bit outside of that means that I think she’d consider it if the opportunity arose.