I've got places to see, people to be

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

N64 graphical glitch

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

stitch incoming

(Doing phrenology on Hey Arnold) This boy loves sports

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business