I've got places to see, people to be

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

Would you eat something called 'Cream of Burger' soup?

Yeah probably but that's because I'm a piece of shit

when people are named baker or fuller or tanner or something its like HA 🫵 I KNOW WHAT YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA DID 🫵🫵

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

that's it, miscellaneous junk item. stay nice and still on the ground for mommy. just like that. shhh. it's okay now. mommy is going to sweep you up. don't fight it. just feel the bristles of the broom brush over you... there we go. be a good piece of garbage and get in the dustpan for mommy, ok?

if you wanted to fuck a moment you'd be momentum