theKevinKerryG

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

But did you find the One Ring, and if so, how much do you want for it?

@araglas1989

XD did you still get candy?

A TIMELESS CLASSIC

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative

WOW. Lmao

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

A real ride or die.

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

is this bird dubstep

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]

humans can be so cute and funny and i love them

THETA APPLE PIE

I WANT TO PRINT THIS POST AND DISPLAY IT IN THE CLASS ROOM. I WANT THIS TO BE A FLAG

LETS PUT IT ON THE INSPIRATION WALL

i would pay real money to hear a recording of the meeting where wendy’s media managers actually managed to convince a bunch of executives that this shit would work