People like this exist. Interesting.

And they’re not related?

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

Their mamas have some explaining to do

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

What’s happening

bruh

Ugh. White people. :/

iconic mcr moment: the interview by a goth porn website where mcr got asked about wild rock star parties and they answered “nah we mostly just play dnd”

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

Hot sexy Rothkos are waiting for your call.

When abstract merges with absurdism.

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

Hot sexy Rothkos are waiting for your call.

When abstract merges with absurdism.

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

i love how this post aged

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post