curry, spicy, mahou shoujo

one time back in like 3240 B.C. all the angels were hovering around in God’s throne room waiting for one of the prophets to show up, and the Big Guy leaned over, ever so casually, and just ate a seraphim. right out of the air. everyone was too freaked out to ask any questions about it, and God never addressed it later. but they don’t put shit like that in The Bible

why and how do you know this?

saw it in my orb. also i dated an angel for a while

I'm pretty sure Belgium won that game, but Trump might make another phone call...

it's gonna be a kind Dumbledore-dishing-out-extra-points-at-the-year-end-feast situation. Infantino at the cup ceremony after the final is gonna be like "certain recent events have to be taken into account" (meaning if he does this now nobody's gonna have to be black bagged) and then the american team march out and get the trophy.

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video

Paraguay implies the existence of Orthoguay

Ok, but what about Metaguay?

yeah I’ve met a guay, I meet a guay most days, haven’t you?

you. are not the guay. you're not capable of being the guay. I had a guay but now I don't. you. are not. the guay.

official linguistics post

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

is Travis gay as well or is he oblivious to her awesome and undeniable subversions of heterosexual marriage. just so I can get a grasp on the situation and all

is reviving IRC a fitting response to the Starmer–Davos Delete The Internet Bill, do we think

irc never died..