curry, spicy, mahou shoujo

Sir a croissant escaped

Ayy, that cat is advertising!

So, many years ago, I'd say about seven years ago, there were two neighbourcats. One of them insisted I throw her out of the back door when we were done having a visit. I did it one time in response to that "you can bowl a cat" bit that was in some comedian's act, and after that point, she *would not leave* unless I did it. So I did it. One day, I unfortunately did not see the second neighbourcat, and hurled highly territorial neighbourcat #1 at her, while she was exploring my back yard (neighbourcat #1's sovereign territory. ) Through many years, neighbourcat #1's demise, and neighbourcat #2's abandonment by her owners, neighbourcat#2 is now my cat. She has just about come to trust me, but if I'm ever doing *anything* that she can't immediately identify what I'm doing, and why, she immediately leaves the room, like I'm about to whip out a cat and hurl it at her.

insane news, today a man in my city stole a bus and just. kept making all the stops.

one time back in like 3240 B.C. all the angels were hovering around in God’s throne room waiting for one of the prophets to show up, and the Big Guy leaned over, ever so casually, and just ate a seraphim. right out of the air. everyone was too freaked out to ask any questions about it, and God never addressed it later. but they don’t put shit like that in The Bible

why and how do you know this?

saw it in my orb. also i dated an angel for a while

I'm pretty sure Belgium won that game, but Trump might make another phone call...

it's gonna be a kind Dumbledore-dishing-out-extra-points-at-the-year-end-feast situation. Infantino at the cup ceremony after the final is gonna be like "certain recent events have to be taken into account" (meaning if he does this now nobody's gonna have to be black bagged) and then the american team march out and get the trophy.

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video

Paraguay implies the existence of Orthoguay

Ok, but what about Metaguay?

yeah I’ve met a guay, I meet a guay most days, haven’t you?

you. are not the guay. you're not capable of being the guay. I had a guay but now I don't. you. are not. the guay.