I’m A Screw Up Of Epic Proportions

#drunkennoodles #shrimpastheprotein #youknowhowwedo #everydaycooking #dadlife #dadswhocook #lookwhaticooked #mybreakfastisbetterthanyours (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzkrM4iFznA/?igshid=yjgywiupmikv

#cheddarbaconranchfries #cheddar #bacon #ranch #frenchfries #fries #youknowhowwedo #everydaycooking #greatvalue @walmart #market #meltycheese #meltedcheesemoneyshotfail #thankstoallmyfoodpicfans #youknowwhoyouare #mybreakfastisbetterthanyours (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/By918nMli7g/?igshid=1ivbyki7t76pi

#smileyselfie #coolfilter #longhairdontcare #longbeardsarentweird (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/By7q8zXl33L/?igshid=o2bgmneligly

I guess I will be listening to this #playlist non stop until January 16th. I can’t wait to see @motioncitysoundtrack and @jcpmcs at the @canneryballroom #motioncitysoundtrack #MCS #dontcallitacomeback #MCS2020 #reuniontour @feistyheavy (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/By48J7gF6w7/?igshid=1c6m5kj7c8n2n

#fathersday2019 #mygirlies #daddydaughtertwinning #superdad #mybeautifulgirlies #soblessed #dadlife #dadswithdaughters #happyfathersdaytome (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByxsyceF9SH/?igshid=5x71mupk2ooa

When You’re A Fat Kid, You Get Snacks and Cake For Father’s Day! #Dadlife #dadswithdaughters #fathersday #fathersdaysnacks #fathersdaycake #happyfathersday #superdad #ilovecake #ilovedoughnuts #ilovesnacks #mygirliesknowmesowell #ilovebeingadad #mygirliesareawesome (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bywd-ROl3in/?igshid=bt308alacwnz

Look at this #masterpiece or should I say #masterpizza #canneddough #raguprimavera #ham #pepperoni #tacomeat #peppersandonions #garlic #parmesanoreggiano #colbyjackcheese #basil #oregano #crispycrust #sizzlingbubblingcheese #youknowhowwedo #everydaycooking #dadlife #dadswhocook #monsterpizza #imnothigh #hungryaf #fivepoundpizza #ohemeffingee (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByuL7yZF-TE/?igshid=38wbh62sdoh3

#happydadsgiving #earlythankgivingdinner #ham #mashedpotatoesandgravy #candiedyams #greenbeancasserole #fathersdayweek #youknowhowwedo #everydaycooking #dadswhocook #dadswithdaughters #dadlife #latedinner #stuffed (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bytj_GXlSrw/?igshid=12s0eb2oqe2u1

#Abby is out here #looking #sleek #stylish and just like her #grandmother #mybabygirl #middlechild #beautiful #unleashyourinnersparkle #dadlife #dadswithdaughters (at The Posh Hair Studios) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByeYh9slYZ1/?igshid=jgdo6z6m6rvt

#youknowhowwedo #lasagna #rolls #garlicbutter #everydaycooking #homemade #italianfood #dadswhocook #dadlife #ilovecookingformygirlies #toomanycookingpics #homecooking #aldente (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByeEvUvlIcF/?igshid=p4kfpz1q2cuf

#wakeywakeyeggsandbakey #baconandeggs #eggsandcheese #bacon #eggs #scrambledeggs #scrambledwithcheese #countryfriedpotatoes #potatohash #hashbrowns #littleredteapot #youknowhowwedo #everydaycooking #dadswhocook #dadlife #saturdaymorningbreakfast #ilovecookingformygirlies #mybreakfastisbetterthanyours https://www.instagram.com/p/Bycw4cnFrij/?igshid=jmgtqarcacqb

#longhairdontcare #longbeardsarentweird #selfiesaturday #selfie #gratuitousselfie #newglasses #teamnosleep #nightowl #nightwalker #upwaytoolate (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BycMhpQlMDj/?igshid=u8ugs1lncsi6

Thank you @tacobell for the #ingredients for my #melty #cheesy #saucy #beefy #famous #smotheredburritos #youknowhowwedo #everydaycooking #dadswhocook #dadlife #cheese #chicken #burritos #tacobell #lettuce #tomatoes #onions #queso #guacisextra #ranch https://www.instagram.com/p/ByboJNIFCbb/?igshid=1wi3j2ptyuni8

#chocolatechipwaffles #waffles #chocolatechips #mybreakfastisbetterthanyours #dadswhocook #dadlife #youknowhowwedo #everydaycooking https://www.instagram.com/p/ByZkpL7lKae/?igshid=1qjoui4ty6j1s

“Love your neighbor as yourself.’” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭22:39‬ ‭NIV‬‬ https://www.bible.com/111/mat.22.39.niv #lovethyneighbor #bibleverses #bible #redletterwords #jesuschrist https://www.instagram.com/p/ByNbg6DlxKT/?igshid=13uqmd88oyoid

If you’re were wondering if I made shrimp scampi for breakfast, the answer is yes. #Youknowhowwedo #everydaycooking #shrimpscampi #shrimp #pasta #butter #garlic #parmesanoreggiano #mybreakfastisbetterthanyours #dadswhocook #dadlife #nightshiftlife https://www.instagram.com/p/ByAT83PF3hC/?igshid=1s7bj2shi3z8g

Well This Is Happy And Sad. I’m Very Proud Of My Little Girl, She’s A Little Smarter, Her Hairs A Little Longer, And She’s Lost A Few Teeth And Now She’s My Only Daughter In Elementary School. #dadlife #dadswithdaughters #kindergartener #theygrowupsofast (at East Ridge, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx1sZPzBKs5/?igshid=1588eixyntgu6