#ilovecake

i tried to give myself a frosting mustache and it came out crappy but its whatever

This post is so sad, I just wanna hug Lou but instead I can’t stop looking at the tags.

cake. it's so weird. especially this one. it looks like a lame teenager giving you the middle finger from the top of their head. if you accidentally drop it, then it looks like some sort of blood river. I mean, it could be fruit juice. you never know.

if you eat it, it kinda looks like a face that's annoyed you ate it, and it has little freckles or something, like it's the lame teen looking at you in disgust for eating it. and what if a cool monster came along and ate the cake? now their teeth and mouth are red, and it looks like an evil monster, because red is evil. actually, I hate this cake. it's ugly.

now THAT's what I call cake. look at that beautiful cake. it looks nothing like soup. you just want to marry it, don't you? it's got pores like real cake, and is fluffy like a ralsei. it's got orange hair (way better imo) and blue frosting on it, with cherries on top as if everything else wasn't enough. and then it's got green sprinkles! now it looks like a mutation cake that's actually there for you. I dub it ralsei cake.

it makes you have that look on your face, the one in the bottom-right. or bottom-left if you're mentally dumb like the bottom-reftht guy

the middle-finger cake makes you look like

like who made that cake I think it's gonna be in my nightmares and look at that poor monster imagine that could've been ralsei now everybody thinks ralsei is a monster he's not he's a darkener

choose your favorite cake, actually don't I know you like fluffy ralsei cake better than rock hard vulgar cake thing that's like an ugly thing. it reminds me of that lamp shade guy, he'll say "rouxls" then "it's pronounced "rules" " " " " " " malfucntion at line 1 col 243: malfunction is spelt wrong it's spelt "malfunction"

wait what were we doing again oh right cake

fluffy cake guy who is mentally well and is sad he didn't get a cake for his late birthday celebration (which happens to be a month after christmas) (his birthday was in september, he did get cake) "kirbdyogs" kirbydogs, signing the exit sign

Chef Polkney, Cornhusker Ordnance Plant (NE) 11/4/1943, NARA ID 76507038.

FDR's TOGA PARTY! 1/30/1934. NARA ID 6728531.

#National CAKE Day!

By Miriam Kleiman, baker/public affairs staffer... Not sure why this is the day after Thanksgiving, but celebrate nevertheless with an assortment of images from our vast holdings.

Cake Cutting to mark 100th surgery aboard the USS Randolph, 1/9/1958, NARA ID 175539932. Did you know Archivist Ferriero served on a hospital ship in Vietnam?

Birthday party for IKE's grandson David, 3/31/1956. NARA ID 206253741.

105th mission of USAF B-17 Flying Fortress 3/1945. NARA ID 204883983.

Sailors celebrate anniversary of NYC Navy club, 7/2/1918, NARA ID 45512192.

FDR seems nonplussed by cake "decorated with checks for National Foundation for Infantile Paralysis," 1/30/1942, NARA ID 6037481.

"For his 19th birthday, this sergeant's buddies baked him a cake and decorated it with the tools of his trade. P.S.: He didn't light the candles" 5/1942, NARA ID 531143.