The Janeway Protocol

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Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

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why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

So this is what “…plays like a girl” means!

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