when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

Just saw someone ask “what game is this” on a minecraft stream

justin bieber daughter-in-law or carly rae stepson

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

Just introduced my fiancee to this masterpiece and watched her expression cycle through all 5 stages of grief in rapid succession

This should go on that reddit guy’s sex playlist.

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane