๐ ย ย ย FUTURAMAย ย ย SENTENCE ย ย PROMPTS ย ย !
triggering ย / ย nsfw ย may ย be ย present , ย these ย are ย taken ย from ย varyingย seasonsย of ย the ย show.
โ ย I canโt be mad, Iโm on way too many painkillers. โ
โย ย What an idiot I was! And by โIโ, I meant โyouโ! ย โ
โ ย Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. ย โ
โย ย How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great? ย โ
โ ย These things are not weaknesses. They make me what I am. ย โ
โย ย Youโre always gettinโ frozen in stuff. Itโs your thing, man! ย โ
โ ย Just wait โtil I get my hands on those healthy purple berries! โ
โย ย But what are those aliens tryinโ to ask us? What do the tones mean? ย โ
โ ย Whatโs the point? What good is it to talk to her in my own dream? โ
โย ย Iโve dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared. ย โ
โ ย Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?! โ
โ ย Thereโs so much I need to say. Is it really you? ย โ
โย ย Itโs time we solved this problem the old-fashioned way. By shooting it. โ
โ ย To see if youโre the real [name], Iโm gonna ask you something only he would know. ย โ
โ ย Youโve accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to. ย โ
โย ย Iโm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine? ย โ
โ ย Iโm no medical expert, but I think you be showing some serious signs of โillin. ย โ
โ ย May I buy you a drink? We donโt get a lot of pretty faces around here. โ
โ ย You canโt sit on something for a week without falling in love with it. ย โ
โ ย You canโt just kill somebody because theyโre ugly and corrosive. โ
โ ย Donโt you ever wonder about the future? ย โ
โ ย You think you can just waltz in here with no pants and become a cop? ย โ
โ ย Iโm as sad as an upside-down smile. ย โ
โ ย I guess weโll have to deliver that human heart tomorrow. โ
โ ย We have nothing to fear but running out of beer. ย โ
โ ย The only things they did better than us were suck and die.ย โ
โย ย Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? โ
โ ย Youโve fallen into the final debilitating stages of womanhood. ย โ
โ ย Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionalsโฆ โ
โ ย This outfit makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude? ย โ
โ ย Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. ย โ
โ ย With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! ย โ
โ ย Why donโt you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go! ย โ
โ ย I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. ย โ
โ ย Hey, Iโm a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think? ย โ
โ ย Is this really happening or just being staged? โ
โย ย I will marry her now and confine her to hell! ย โ
โ ย I know whose funeral weโll be attending next! ย โ
โย ย Call it a hunch but Iโve got a bad feeling about this. โ
โ ย Whoa, you look better than you used to for some reason. โ
โย ย Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be. ย โ
โ ย Havenโt I seen you in some copyrighted movie? ย โ
โย ย Not a day goes by I donโt ask myself the same question. โ
โ ย What?! Donโt ever, ever say or think that again! โ
โ ย You canโt give up hope just because it is hopeless!ย โ
โ ย So do you know Iโm going to do something before I do it? โ
โ ย How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass? โ
โ ย There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. โ
โ ย A casino where I always win. Thatโs boring. I must really beโฆ in Hell! ย โ
โย ย So there really is an infinite number of universes? ย โ
โ ย Now thatโs a wave of destruction thatโs easy on the eyes! ย โ
โ The wall of that strip club isnโt going to collapse twice in one day. โ
โ ย Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death. โ
โย ย Get lost! Iโd say donโt quit your day job, but youโre awful at that too! โ
โ ย I think when people obsess about the past itโs because theyโre afraid of the future. โ
โ ย Youโve convinced me life is worth livingโฆ by showing me how bad my funeral will suck! โ
โ ย Man, we look stupid. We shouldโve gotten store-bought costumes. ย โ
โ ย I donโt want to be rescued. โ
โย ย I could if you hadnโt turned on the light and shut off my stereo. โ
โ ย I finally found what I need to be happy and itโs not friends, itโs things. โ
โ ย So, none of you have ever had anchovies? โ
โ ย Do you have any idea what the average length of their reigns was? โ
โย ย I knew you wouldnโt have asked unless it was really high or really low. ย โ
โ ย Youโre a pimple on societyโs ass and youโll never amount to anything! โ
โ ย Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. โ
โย ย I wouldnโt talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top. โ
โ ย We all laughed so hard our teeth fell out.ย โ
โ ย Iโll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, Iโll just be me. โ
โ ย Do you think you could survive a seven-hundred foot fall? ย โ
โย ย But this electricity abuse crossed the line. You almost killed us. โ