you tedious malcontent ♡

“fellow travelers should be getting the same reaction as heated rivalry because it also had gay sex” twitter giving us a new “if you liked encanto you should read one hundred years of solitude by gabriel garcía márquez”

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

Our language is so right about so many animals. One of my favorites is the word for wolf: Waawoono (Wah-wu-no). That is absolutely the noise that wolves make lmao

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

Ok fine. He didn't die today when it would have been funny. But I don't want to discourage him from dying tomorrow just because it wouldn't be AS funny. Tomorrow is also a day I am fine with him just fuckin dying.

When trump and putin die, I am going to be trashed running through the streets screaming in joy, possibly barefoot from having no time to put on shoes before barreling out the front door

It will be a level of hedonistic unrestrained celebration that goes so hard Hunter Biden will tell me to calm down

This post resonated with quite a few of you and I am pouring tequila into your mouths like a Señor Frog’s waitress

When this finally happens I think I will immediately understand why Philly sports fans get excited and climb traffic light poles, flip cars and burn shit down when celebrating

Here's my hot take as the Fourth of July reaches nighttime here on the East Coast: this country is facing its greatest internal, existential threat since the Civil War, and just like the first time, those racist, anti-democratic motherfuckers will lose and their time will end. They're pulling out all the stops and it still won't be enough to destroy the country and turn it into their fantasy Confederacy, as long as people don't stop fighting. "A republic, if you can keep it." It's always been up to the people. Here's to 250 more, babyyyy *mutes post before potential screaming in the notes reaches my notifications lol*

Positive thought this 4th: the 4th celebrates the very beginning of a fight for freedom with the statement in the Declaration of what is worth fighting for. It's not a celebration of a particular government or outcome necessarily. And in that sense, it's always hopeful because every year we can commit again to that beginning and those ideals. And those ideals were and remain truly radical, so of course they are contested, of course it's an ongoing fight. The evidence of how important it is to assert that everyone is equal and has inalienable rights--and the horror of allowing the alternate pov to rule-- is everywhere before our eyes.

Boomer made it!

Boomer made it!

Boomer made it!

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

vincent price horror flicks are great because the wretched old servant will be like “beware, for the Evil Twisted Master approaches…. hark! i hear his wicked footstep on the stair even now!” and the door opens and it’s noted bisexual vincent price in a silly outfit