you tedious malcontent ♡

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

The whole vibe leading up to this World Cup has been so bad and all of those problems are still there but there’s been such a shift since it actually started because there have been so many stories of visiting fans loving American cities and locals welcoming and enjoying them. People are awesome, man.

Sports can be such a powerful tool for cultural exchange and it’s lowkey succeeding at making me feel more optimistic and I’m so annoyed about it because I don’t want FIFA taking credit.

FIFA's not doing shit. This is all down to American locals and soccer fans. And we all know FIFA could give two shits about soccer fans

Yes!! ⚽️

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?