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Hi. I’m Ella. Here’s my info:

- she/her

- Jewish

- Not a minor

- Lexie (@.fractals) from Quotev

- I write fanfic

- I tag: #tw XXX and #tw: XXX

I do stupid shit a lot and sometimes talk about it here

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stuck-in-jelly

I just cant believe that its finally me and you,

And you and me

Just us,

And your Ex-brother-in-law Terry

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: Terry :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

#tdp #garfunkel and oates

petimetrek

I've been kind of obsessed with them since I watched the last season. I think Soren needed to be comforted by Corvus... They never really talked about what happened and it didn't sit well with me, so I drew this.

#tdp

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thewickerking

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

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afurioushawk

Mamdani admitting he can't arrest Netanyahu and has been knowingly wasting everybody's time on political theater on the same day it's revealed his closest lawyer has been making money off stock on Israeli bomb manufacturing is something they'd dock points for in a creative writing class.

home-and-having-tea

Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?

home-and-having-tea

Gotta do everything my damn self in this house smh

home-and-having-tea

On my Martian bullshit again

home-and-having-tea

My man Mark would record a video discussing life in the Hab and talk about Lewis’s music, and proceed to give an example. Mark Watney would Rickroll the entire Internet from another planet.

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need my Tits wet with lobster butter .com

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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1/4 of you guys live like this

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hiswifesghost

lord please take all the Palestinian people’s pain and suffering away and give them to these scam bots pretending to be them and robbing donation money from them

prismatic-bell

To the heads and willing participants in those organizations. And may those trafficked into being those scammers be freed, and may there be peace in our lifetimes.

Amen v'amen.

proteusolm

for hire: hard working pebsi peeling crew of 3.

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dirt-mann

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

noelle-ism

Her name is Scalper

dragongirlsweetie

gets out my flyswatter

anywhoozles

herowyn

5 0 Y E A R S A G O

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skeletalroses

We need the Mythbusters back now more than ever to teach science and critical thinking, and every episode should include a segment where Adam and Jamie get to beat RFK Jr. mercilessly with any weapons of their choosing. As a treat.

Additionally or alternatively, they use him as Buster

the-haiku-bot

Additionally

or alternatively, they

use him as Buster

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)