big flirty w the drink umbrella

my stupid fucking head just loves to ache

im doin klarna payments for a singular dust bunny

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

I need $600+ for stupid toys

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me