why does this cut off

a couple of people on that last post are like 'i had to stop when i reached the point where i didnt know what was going on' and i always legit forget that insane shit happening that the audience can't understand yet is gonna be a turnoff for a lot of people. i have a real "lets see where the dog is going with this one" ethos in how i approach media and it has been nothing but a boon. how do you ever expect to find something that really blows you away if you tap out as soon as you're in uncharted territory.

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

biology is mostly coconuts enough so that when you see something that isnt a coconut and can seemingly be removed without destroying everything its assumed theres a deeper process dependant on this that none of us have ever discovered before thats essential to life