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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.
no mi circo no mis feratus

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no nuance: are you friends with your cousins?
yes
no
cousinless
Not anymore. One's a nazi, one's a stage mom, the rest are just somebody that I used to know.
I gotta look at who put a post on my dash before reblogging it at the same friend who put it on my dash.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."
"Scan your ticket over the red light. No, the red light. No, the red light. No, the other side of your ticket. Now walk through. Through."
i sit a lot and type for work which often gave me issues with my back, shoulders and wrists, so i asked my PT to give me a pre/post sitting stretch/relaxation sequence
i think it'll be useful for you. of course do be careful, choose what you are able to do, look up references on how to perform the moves if you're not sure, and stop if you feel sharp pain anywhere
Pre-Sitting Routine (5–10 minutes)
You'll need: resistance band, lacross ball (or equivalent), yoga mat
Cat-Cow Stretch (1 minute)
Start on hands and knees. Alternate between arching your back (Cow) and rounding it (Cat). Loosens the spine and preps the body for sitting.
Hip Flexor Stretch (1 minute per side)
Kneel on one leg, with the other foot forward in a 90-degree angle. Push hips gently forward to stretch the front of the hip.
Resistance Band Glute Activation (1 minute per side)
Place a band just above the knees, lie on your back, and perform glute bridges. Focus on squeezing your glutes at the top of the movement.
Band Pull-Aparts (1–2 minutes)
Hold a resistance band at shoulder height and pull it apart until arms form a "T." Engages the upper back and helps with posture.
Lacrosse Ball Foot Roll (1 minute per foot)
Stand or sit, place the ball under your foot, and roll from heel to toe. Activates lower body muscles and promotes circulation.
Post-Sitting Routine (5–10 minutes)
You'll need: lacrosse ball, a chair, yoga mat
Standing Forward Fold (1 minute)
Hinge forward from the hips, letting arms and head dangle. Loosens tight hamstrings and stretches the lower back.
Thoracic Extension Stretch (1 minute)
Sit on a chair, place your hands behind your head, and arch backward gently over the chair back. Opens the chest and mobilises the thoracic spine.
Figure-4 Stretch (1 minute per side)
Sit or lie on your back, cross one ankle over the opposite knee, and bend over your legs (if seated) or pull the supporting leg toward your chest (if lying down). Relieves tension in the glutes and hips.
Seated Spinal Twist (1 minute per side)
Sit cross-legged or on a chair, twist gently to one side, using your hand for support. Loosens the spine and improves mobility.
Lacrosse Ball Wrist Relief (1 minute per hand)
Place the lacrosse ball on a table or your thigh and roll your palm, wrist, and forearm over it. Relieves tension from repetitive hand movements.
Hope these help!

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master of puppets, i'm pulling your strings, twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
don't be afraid, just start the tape
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
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Listen to me. Listen. I need you to dig up your old LJ fan fiction and move it to ao3 or Squidge. I need you to do this. I know, I know! It’s old fic! But please, for the love of those who will come after you, do it. Nobody can get into those communities. The doors are locked and the mods are gone. You must bring the treasures out for the next generation 🙏
when brandon sanderson talks about villains in his famous free youtube writing class video lectures he'll say 'what's the difference between gollum and sauron' and of course he means the villain that's present in the narrative and characterized in a way the audience can potentially relate to or sympathize with vs. the looming threatening anonymous far-off force (among other things). but every time he asks that i think 'well one of those guys tracked down frodo and got his ring back'
Brandon Sanderson: What's the difference between Gollum and Sauron?
OP: Skill issue.
alix e. harrow, the storyteller you are
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Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful
I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:
Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:
Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!
I am growing to hate fifths because I work with captains who use THESE as a punishment when the passengers don't walk to the boat fast enough for their liking.
I love that Jules Verne asked the question "What kind of person could circumnavigate the world in 80 days?" and decided that the answer was not a groundbreaking explorer or genius inventor, but a guy who's really, really, really obsessed with train and boat schedules.
my final paper for my CS degree was literally "how can we algorithmically optimise for the fastest possible circumnavigation route on commercial flights?", which incidentally required me to adopt a very good working knowledge of what flight options are available at what times (and also led to me accidentally memorising several hundred airport codes)
incidentally the fastest possible route seems to be about 51 hours, if you're working from 2022 schedules like i was. if you use current schedules and are very optimistic about how quickly you can transfer between flights, you can maybe get it down to around 48 hours (also known as 25 millivernes).
The very best thing about tumblr is that you can make a post about a 154-year-old novel and get responses like this.
@oqmemphis You know what you have to do.
I need a "WORLD'S MOLDIEST DAD" t-shirt...
I also need the pinkest, floweriest, cutest, frilliest front-facing baby carrier.
But then no one could read your shirt.
So what I think is that there's this default belief in patriarchy that men are superior to women and therefore the "masculine" sphere is superior to the "feminine" sphere. And so, as feminists have fought to expand the number of allowable female activities, men (on the aggregate over generations) have retreated from those activities because they're now seen as "feminine", and so partaking in them is incommensurate with their belief in their own superiority. And, unfortunately, as this has progressed, this has resulted in a lot of men sectioning themselves off from, frankly, everything that actually makes being alive worthwhile. It's a misery spiral, and the only way out is to abandon male supremacy.
#actually this makes a lot of sense#there's a bunch of research showing once a profession or hobby hits about half female#it flips to almost exclusively female really fast#bc men just start leaving
This is of course the real reason why there's such a backlash to women entering certain fandoms now; because when you see the world as a permanent, ontological binary of goodness (male) and badness (female), the idea that men and women are just a bunch of humans with various reproductive organs who can share a space between them becomes unthinkable, and this is why you hear Fandom Menace chuds complaining about being "forced out" of their hobbies. No one's forcing them to go anywhere, they're just arrested adolescents who can't countenance the idea of playing with girls.
Does it even need to get to half? I'm thinking about the 17% rule.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.