La Plus Heureuse

*X-files theme*

*x files theme but played on a lute*

yes offense but someone who isnt well versed in social justice discourse and has somewhat ignorant views of that stuff but who still genuinely cares about other people and actually does something to help them even if they dont necessarily “understand” them will litchrally always be superior to someone who thinks of other peoples suffering as an intellectual exercise and is only interested in developing their knowledge of theory and having all the Correct Opinions to look smart online or in their undergrad philosophy class lol

It’s amazing how people genuinely think there wasn’t cleaning before COVID every time I see it I’m like “did you not wash your hands before...?”

legitimately asked someone “do you think that basic cleaning and sanitation just... invented itself specifically for covid? or have you never cleaned anything before now?” because they were complaining about having to wash their food and packages like ma’am please tell me you haven’t just been living as a gross little plague rat this whole time

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

Today Minecraft Steve was added to Smash! I DM’d my first D&D game and it was lots of fun. So excited for October and really getting into the Halloween mood! Trump has covid.

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

Good insult

This one needs fanart

This one needs a cross-stitch pattern

This one needs @theshitpostcalligrapher

I keep getting right wing scare ads on YouTube 🙄🙄🙄

"don't speak ill of the dead" don't be a piece of shit before you die.

what was remarkable about matilda was that it was her actual family that treated her like shit, not an orphanage or a step-parent or that she was adopted or anything like that.  there was no reveal like miss honey is like “im your real mother” it was all about found family because her family was bullshit and that was just the way it was.  it is so rare to see a biological family portrayed as people who don’t get their kids and don’t treat them right in kids media

I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

…explainnn