Jules of Nature
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Claire Keane
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
occasionally subtle

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Origami Around
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I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP
its my turn to host the monthly dinner party with my friends, and hot damn our bbq plans are looking good:
having a bunch of people over also gives me the appropriate motivation to do stuff around the house: gotta mow the yard, set up the balcony furniture (including first *repainting* the railings which I've prepped but haven't painted yet), clean the house itself, buy charcoal and groceries, and run a handful of errands all around town... given that i have only 48 hours, the mental list feels a bit daunting. and somewhere in there I have a doctors appointment and a family dinner and, y'know, work.
(it'll all be fine and my friends wouldn't ever judge the state of my home, it's just me being neurotic. and for my persistent low level stress about getting things ready i do always look forward to this, and am really excited that its my turn to host again!)
What is the appropriate temperature for a SecUnit bath?
Can they up their body temperature until they become sous vide sticks?
Are their organics tasty?
Is their blood sugary?
Do they taste like chicken?
Can you eat them?
Can I eat them?
*sitting around the table with the mutuals eating secunit hot pot*

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[y]our soul room...
how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)
@/teaboot
This isn't even a joke it's just what we do
Yeah like I need you guys to understand that this is just how it works. Tho even the pool is shifting towards C. C is slowly winning temperature; and kg is slooooowly winning weight for even light things that are not your personal weight.
There is an additional confusion which is that if someone is older than 50 then they MAY measure even temperature outside as F. This will be deeply annoying.
Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play
Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.
From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.
Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.
OP I’m sorry but the last sentence painted SUCH a vivid picture in my mind I had to draw it immediately.
I love how Stitch looks more like a stuffed animal then Hobbes does.
This is perfect.
mad because saw apost abt someone complaining how theyre getting updates from their local government on X and they have to have an account to log in and it sucks AND I AGREE I HATE X I DONT WANT TO HAVE AN X ACCOUNT TO SEE THAT. but! you know what doesnt require an account to access vital weather information?
A NOAA WEATHER RADIO.
A NOAA WEATHER RADIO.
A NOAA WEATHER RADIO.
IF YOU LIVE IN NORTH AMERICA AND YOU WOULD LIKE TO ACCESS LIFE SAVING WEATHER INFORMATION YOU SHOULD GET A NOAA WEATHER RADIO.
Just want to note that emergency weather radio is no longer available in Canada (outside of marine forecasts) as of March 2026. This service was discontinued despite a lot of pushback from rural and remote communities.
There is now one less way to get weather information in Canada. Environment and Climate Change Canada is ending its long-running Weatheradio

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Arcane — Small Spoon, Big Heart 🛏️💙
💬 “Sleep, Vi. I’ve got you—won’t let go.”
Artist — aizheajsee
Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."
I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets
Wishcatcher
come on gang, lets go watch yugioh and look for gay subtext
this wasn’t a joke it was an invitation

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“go kick his ass baby”
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this is such a fantastic and reassuring response