trigger happy flyboy

ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster

a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit

a shirt that says ‘suns out guns out’ but is also long sleeve 

a shirt that says ‘i flexed and the sleeves fell off’ but the sleeves are definitely still there

how can you take this post seriously with the photos arranged like that

Hi finding out these WERENT CLICKBAIT is not something i can cope with

I never related that much with something

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

Diagnosed with handsome boy disease

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”

“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me

Jewish features are gorgeous im so tired of only seeing portrayals of my features in an ugly caricature way. Jewish features are beautiful and need more positivity surrounding them.

like I don’t think I’ve seen any positivity posts about Jewish features despite how much our features are like....used against us on a daily and constant basis

I’m glad this got some notes, I didn’t really expect it to. Please feel free to reblog this (goyim included) since there really isn’t much jewish positivity on this site.....

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company