all mirth no matter

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

sorry my lord, your boyfriend was an enchantment created by morgan le fay. no, he's a real guy, he's just not actually green. yeah, she wanted to scare queen guinevere to death. it didn't work. yeah no he and his wife are actually still really interested in you, they want you to - what's that? oh you want to go home. oh yeah i totally get it my lord. yeah no you should keep wearing that belt as a symbol of your moral failings it looks great on you. hashtag slay my lord