My Life is trembling, I have no Control

The urge to make a Becky spn finale crit scene/the boys finale gifset calls to me like the green goblin mask

The urge to make a Becky spn finale crit scene/the boys finale gifset calls to me like the green goblin mask

The urge to make a Becky spn finale crit scene/the boys finale gifset calls to me like the green goblin mask

sorry guys I think we lost because my four-year-old niece was rooting for "the red team" and didn't understand that the Victoire isn't the red team for away games :/

i’m like 25 layers deep in the mindpalace of this dinner where shane is like ilya can we please stop talking about my parents potential bisexuality. like this is a one act play to me i can see it so clearly. shane is like “ilya can you not try to convince my parents they are bisexual” and ilya is like “why? something is wrong with being bisexual?” and shane is like “no i just don’t think it’s an appropriate dinner conversation! nobody wants to hear about their parents sex lives. how would you feel if we were talking about your parents sex life?” and ilya gets stony and sniffs and looks away is like “is different. i do not think my mother liked it very much.” and shane is thrown and he’s like “well i…” and then he’s trying to get the conversation back on track and he’s like “okay well even not together nobody wants to think about their parents like that individually. it’s uncomfortable to acknowledge that side of them. you wouldn’t like it either.” and ilya is looking at him like he’s crazy and he’s like “my father was famous in moscow for liking prostitutes with red hair. one time when i was 15 he was drunk and he offered to buy me one and i laughed and told him i wasn’t a pussy like him who needed to pay someone to fuck me. then he threw a clock at my head. is okay, he missed.” and shane is just staring at him like “it’s kind of unfair of you to turn every conversation into a minefield like this.”

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

Me when I see people taking about Carter Vaughn: do they know he's Sam Wilson.

[Cliff Marleau voice] Yeah I mean none of us were really surprised that Rozy is bisexual. He takes off his shirt the girl way. Kind of hot, to be honest. Wait this is off the record right.

No joke i had a fever last night and I do not remember making this post oh my god.

the very concept of writing an mcu fanfiction in which the winter soldier is a mild mannered smoothie barista

boston raiders secret santa. ilya gets a magic 8 ball and for years has genuinely used it for major life decisions. at first it was for the bit but now he genuinely trusts that thing with his life

learning that 5 minute crafts is a russian mafia operation wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but also doesn't really surprise me

its what

Hey what

oh. i’m sure its fine and normal that a video investigating the massive bot farm/slop channel shell company connections to the russian mafia and youtube’s own implication by allowing it to continue for profit has mysteriously vanished with no word from op.