I'm your dad now

in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

idgaf how much you can bench press what's your bite strength per square inch

when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky

this radiates too much heat 

I was like, “But why are their shirts off” and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out.

i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option

Anyway shoutout to the person next to me who just got GPT to do their whole essay. I know you're in the trenches.

i hope i dont get super lost while having fun exploring in minecraft

by talos this cant be happening

a teleporting cat. It’s just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else

that’s just a cat

literally any cat